Alrighty, the last couple months were built up in TNA for today as 10.10.10 was repeatedly screamed by Abyss and recievnign orders from "They" whoever they are. Tonight we find out who "They" are.
The show opens with a
World Tag Team Title match. Motor City Machine Guns (Champs) vs. Generation Me (Challangers). Every time the MCMGs step into the ring you are about to get a special treat. These guys could really work. I have only seen Generation Me a couple times but have been impressed with what I saw. I do have to say considering these teams put on an awesome show. These teams should be headlining this damn show with all the action they put on. But as the same time understand they need to get the crowd pumped for the rest of the show. Sabin & Shelley retain the Tag Titles after a Skull & Bones.
***** Match
I wrote last week how the WWE Women's Division is suffering. While not all that much better here they actually let there Women wrestle and most of the time a good match is put on. Angelina Love vs Madison Rayne vs Velvet Sky vs. Tara. While I hate multi way matches. HATE them. Find them ridiculous, unrealistic, non traditional, this was a pretty decent match. Tara wins with a rollup and hold the tight for three
*** Match
Ink, Inc sorry miss this one. Had technical difficulties with my computer and missed the whole match due to it. Must've been the site I was watching from. But I will for an opinion on Orlando Jordan. I decent wrestler stuck is a stupid fucking gimmick. Seriously. This makes his whole WWE run look great. Eric Young is another solid wrestler that keeps getting hurt stupid gimmick after stupid gimmick. He seems to be having fun out there but everything they come up with for this guy makes him look stupid.
TNA X-Division Title Match. Now both men could go. Jay Lethal has been a wrestler I followed in the indys for a few years and have to say he is also one of my favorites in TNA right now. Douglas Williams is another great wrestler so this match is sure to be hot. The action went back and forth. Williams did a bunch of moves that reminded me of the Dynamite Kid (hey Taz said that too! but its true.) A classic 80's style Junior Heavyweight style match. No not from the U.S. but matches you would see in maybe Japan or Eurpoe. Lethal wins and retains the X-Division Title. Second best match of the night.
**** Match
Oh no, of course we couldn't get away with just a simple win here. Lethal jumps into the crowd to celebrate with the fans and here come Robbie E & Cookie. Fuck that gimmick is so stupid. E attacks Lethal and rips him apart. Robbie E and Cookie do an in ring promo. This whole Jersey Shore paroday gimmick is so fucking dumb. I think it may be worse than most WCW gimmicks. TNA looks more and more like WCW each week. And guess what, so do the ratings. Not during they're hot period of course. They need to do something here and not be so stupid. But I will save that for another colum.
Monster's Ball Match RVD vs. Abyss This match was definetly bulit up enough. And had a lot riding as it was built as a huge fued and this should settle something. The match was mediocre. Abyss character just seems to cartoonish to me sometimes. The two brawled all over the inside and ringside area. RVD's most impressive manuver was the "Rolling Thunder" over the top rope onto Abyss through a table. This looked great. RVD wins after hitting Abyss with Janice and the a Five Star Frog Splash. Abyss then of course yells Ten Ten Ten and reminds us once agan "They" are coming.
*** Match
Handicap Match Kevin Nash, Sting, and D’Angelo Dinero vs. Jeff Jarrett and Samoa Joe. Featuring 3 wrestlers passed their prime in 1995. I was hoping Joe would save this match and make it somewhat interesting. Jarrett walks out on Joe. Not really surprised. Don't really care. I hated this whole thing. Didnt even want it to happen. Nash, Sting, Jarrett please retire and do something other with yourselves like boring the shit out of me each and every week on TV. It's not 1991, or 92, or 93 anymore. the wrestling world doesn't need you anymore. Sting was once great, but doesn't need to wrestle. Lost it long ago. Nash never had it. Jarrett should've never left Memphis where was once great. Joe should be pushed to the top and go for the title. When he arrived he had a great program with Kurt Angle. That would be something to see as a world title fued. I will stop running on about this now.
Doesn't deserve one star.
Team 3D come out and claim they are going to retire. Don't lie. You are here to make me miserable and show up on TV doing the same gimmick you've been doing for the last 15 years. They say they want one more match and against the World Tag Champs The Motor City Machine Guns. Oh God!, please don't book that match. I don't want to see the MCMGs in the ring with Team 3D.
Lethal Lockdown EV2 vs. Fortune This was much better than I expected honestly. I loved watching ECW when it was around. But I think some of them need to give it up, some I never cared for. Sabu I do have to say still has it and moves around so swiftly in the ring. The match was done well. lots of blood and violence. AJ Styles is a great worker and shows some diversity in style working with EV2. Kazarian is also another solid worker. The end came when Dreamer hit the Death Valley Driver on a chair on Syles for the 3 count.
**** Match.
World Title Match Anderson vs Hardy vs Angle Forget this match forget it. The concept was stupid. Hardy wins when Hogan comes out and gives Hardy a crutch and "They" are revealed. Hogan and Bischoff. Such stupid fucking stupidity. And Jeff Hardy as Champion? A man that has face paint, wears baggy pand and has a snot rag hanging out of his pants as champion? The "They" build up was so stupid. going at it for months and this is what "They" deliver? A stupid NWO type gimmick. Something that just should not have been done but thats WCW oops I mean TNA for ya. Not like the ratings were bad now they are going to plummet. I hated this whole idea. hated it. I can't even believe what Bischoff does sometimes. If he and Hogan weren't so damn attention hungry we might have actually had something decent happen here. We might actually have a good product in TNA each and every week. We maight actually have a decent wrestling alternative on TV every week. I've watch wrestling for close to thirty years and have never been so annoyed with a wrestling product before. Sure something here and there but this really takes the cake. Bischoff and Hogan are such ego maniacs its ridiculous. They don't know when to say quit. See ya TNA. Lost another fan.